Genesis 7

Helpful Equations:
40 = 150
7 = 2




So apparently God gets sick of fucking around waiting for Noah to load the dinosaurs/unicorns and starts the rain. Hooray, lots of people (children, babies, and pregnant women too) are going to drown, along with all the animals unlucky enough to not get on the ark and all the plants in the world. How do I know?



That's where the water supposedly gets to. (Roughly 7.25 meters, for every other country's people.)

And plenty of people have done the calculations; there's more water in the "flood" than has ever been on earth.

But I'm not concerned about that. God has just upped his checklist to make it even harder to fit everything on the tiny boat.


So that's the story so far. Pretty lame if you ask me.


WTF moment: EVERYTHING FUCKING DIES.

Final Lesson: If you exist in a shitty world, God hates you.