God + creation = failure
men + minds = evil
So basically this chapter is all about the ark. To be honest it's one of the only stories that gets put in children's bibles that actually isn't that bad (despite being pretty ridiculous and boring all at the same time). The ark is yay high, long, wide. It's got three stories. There's a window that is so teeny tiny and a big door that God gets to close. Woo. So awesome.
(Yes, I'm in America. We reject your stupid base-10 metric system because it's way too easy. I'm too lazy to calculate it for real, so it's roughly 9 meters [I'm not from Europe, OK?] tall, 90 long, and 25 wide.)
Now, if you're saying that doesn't look like a very big boat, you're right. But that's OK, Noah doesn't have to take that much on the ark. Just these things:
The number of extant species is in the trillions, probably. And there were more in Noah's time. What the fuck is he trying to do here?
WTF moment: "The earth is filled with violence... I will destroy them." DESTRUCTION IS FUCKING VIOLENT, YOU MORON.
Final Lesson: God is a stupid and useless fuckup.
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